punishum
10-30-2007, 11:57 PM
It has come to my attention of an annual award that has been going on for many years amongst Hawaii's Go Fast Shops called the "Inverted Turtle" Award. All you guys know what that stands for. ( Sorry Ladies, Like a LIMP male organ . . )
The criteria below for the "Inverted Turtle" Award.
Please keep in mind, it is VERY difficult to win this, you gotta do something totally humiliating to yourself and must meet these 5 stringent criteria:
1. Be willingly involved in a shady, perverted, deviant or "Pilau" event.
2. Get caught.
3. Be unable to defend yourself because of massive overwhelming proof against you.
4. Have EVERY single person you know be aware of all the details.
and lastly
5. There was NO other person who commited anything worse in the entire year.
Wow, in the old samurai days, the ONLY option available now would be "harakiri" to restore honor.
This is a real award and we will notify of the balloting once it is tabulated but from what I understand the recipient in the lead is UNANIMOUS. We will keep you posted as it comes available on who or whom the 2007 recipient is.
But the Winner or Winners in this case I would not expect them to even know the meaning of the word "Honor".
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g14/dirt_racer/turtle1.jpg
The criteria below for the "Inverted Turtle" Award.
Please keep in mind, it is VERY difficult to win this, you gotta do something totally humiliating to yourself and must meet these 5 stringent criteria:
1. Be willingly involved in a shady, perverted, deviant or "Pilau" event.
2. Get caught.
3. Be unable to defend yourself because of massive overwhelming proof against you.
4. Have EVERY single person you know be aware of all the details.
and lastly
5. There was NO other person who commited anything worse in the entire year.
Wow, in the old samurai days, the ONLY option available now would be "harakiri" to restore honor.
This is a real award and we will notify of the balloting once it is tabulated but from what I understand the recipient in the lead is UNANIMOUS. We will keep you posted as it comes available on who or whom the 2007 recipient is.
But the Winner or Winners in this case I would not expect them to even know the meaning of the word "Honor".
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g14/dirt_racer/turtle1.jpg