SORT Handbook

[sliderman]

Save-Oprah's-Right-Tit ?
I knew it couldn't be Save-Oahu's-Race-Tracks, even if it was, it's incomplete.
At the very least it should read:
Save-Oahu's-Race-Tracks-As-Long-As-Everyone-Does-What-We-Want-And-We-Get-All-The-Credit-For-It.
Hmmm SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI ! Kinda has a ring to it dont it?

So anyway I've found the SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI member handbook. I went through a lot of trouble getting one of these so pay attention!
The SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI 10 Commandments:

1. Thou shalt not Lie (unless you are a member of SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI, then it's ok)
2. Thou shalt not Bull$hit (unless you are a member of SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI, then it's ok)
3. Thou shalt not E-Thug (unless you are a member of SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI, then it's ok)
4. Thou shalt not make threats (unless you are a member of SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI, then it's ok)
5. Thou shalt not commit Sodomy (unless you are a member of SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI, then it's ok)
6. Thou shalt not Produce a half-assed Drift event with the cover of "Promoting Drifting in Hawaii" then use if to promote yourself (unless you are a member of SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI, then it's ok)
7. Thou shalt not Blindly follow a tyrannical dictator and take that dictator's words as God's truth (unless you are a member of SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI, then it's ok)
8. Thou shalt Graduate high school (unless you are a member of SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI, then it's ok)
9. Thou shalt Move out of the house before thou's 40th bday (unless you are a member of SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI, then it's ok)
10. Thou shalt not Be INSANE and think that condemning HRP will result in the County turning HRP over to SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI (unless you are a member of SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI, then it's ok)

No wonder these people are so angry, I would be too with all those rules. WOW and thats just the Ten Commandments! I still have to read the 4 Gospels!

Oh and BTW I am still waiting for my lawsuit papers to arrive. But in the mean time, let me tell you who I am related to:
SuperMAN, SpiderMAN and the InvisibleMAN are all my uncles, Oh and my father's side is half of the X-MEN, and they all live in Maui (Makawao, Lahaina and Kahului to be exact). My uncle the InvisibleMAN will easily handle Tracy's invisible lawyers and invisible lawsuits.

[acerpc]

Holy shit your uncle is invisible man? We related! We all live Makawao stop by some time. But Tracy's family own everything here so be careful!

K cuz!

[Mud Packer]

Save-Oprah's-Right-Tit ?
I knew it couldn't be Save-Oahu's-Race-Tracks, even if it was, it's incomplete.
At the very least it should read:
Save-Oahu's-Race-Tracks-As-Long-As-Everyone-Does-What-We-Want-And-We-Get-All-The-Credit-For-It.
Hmmm SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI ! Kinda has a ring to it dont it?

So anyway I've found the SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI member handbook. I went through a lot of trouble getting one of these so pay attention!
The SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI 10 Commandments:

1. Thou shalt not Lie (unless you are a member of SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI, then it's ok)
2. Thou shalt not Bull$hit (unless you are a member of SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI, then it's ok)
3. Thou shalt not E-Thug (unless you are a member of SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI, then it's ok)
4. Thou shalt not make threats (unless you are a member of SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI, then it's ok)
5. Thou shalt not commit Sodomy (unless you are a member of SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI, then it's ok)
6. Thou shalt not Produce a half-assed Drift event with the cover of "Promoting Drifting in Hawaii" then use if to promote yourself (unless you are a member of SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI, then it's ok)
7. Thou shalt not Blindly follow a tyrannical dictator and take that dictator's words as God's truth (unless you are a member of SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI, then it's ok)
8. Thou shalt Graduate high school (unless you are a member of SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI, then it's ok)
9. Thou shalt Move out of the house before thou's 40th bday (unless you are a member of SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI, then it's ok)
10. Thou shalt not Be INSANE and think that condemning HRP will result in the County turning HRP over to SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI (unless you are a member of SORTALAEVDWWWAWGATCFI, then it's ok)

No wonder these people are so angry, I would be too with all those rules. WOW and thats just the Ten Commandments! I still have to read the 4 Gospels!

Oh and BTW I am still waiting for my lawsuit papers to arrive. But in the mean time, let me tell you who I am related to:
SuperMAN, SpiderMAN and the InvisibleMAN are all my uncles, Oh and my father's side is half of the X-MEN, and they all live in Maui (Makawao, Lahaina and Kahului to be exact). My uncle the InvisibleMAN will easily handle Tracy's invisible lawyers and invisible lawsuits.

Tell your uncle to go buy you a violin.

[dirt racer]

I still have to read the 4 Gospels!


Well hurry up we don't have all day. :mad:

[dirt racer]

Private Joker! :rolleyes:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aUc62jD-G0o

[gone2race]

Sliderman that is the 1st logical post on this forum that i have read

keep up the good work:D

[Need4Speed]

Funny as shit :D

[mike_w]

So, Mr. Sliderman just what have YOU done to get a racetrack here again? Or are you just one of the many who are waiting for Santa to bring you one?









donkey

[Need4Speed]

mike w,

What have you done to STOP efforts to get a race track here again?

[Mud Packer]

mike w,

What have you done to STOP efforts to get a race track here again?

need for speed, shut your pie hole

[Need4Speed]

Let the man answer the question and state where he stands. For or against the new race track on Parcel 9.

[dirt racer]

Let the man answer the question and state where he stands. For or against the new race track on Parcel 9.

Any SORT people that may be for or against your idea is the least of your worries. First of all you'll have to convince DHHL, Pasha, Kalaeloa Airport, FAA, and the current Administration, because THEY'RE ALL AGAINST IT! :eek:
Good luck.

[Need4Speed]

I suppose your word is truth? That is the second best joke I've heard in a week.

Can you tell me the names of the SORT people that are actually FOR the new race track on Parcel 9?

[dirt racer]

I suppose your word is truth? That is the second best joke I've heard in a week.

We'll you've got Mike Oakland himself posting on Forums Hawaii , complaining about Micah Kane and the "5th floor" etc. I don't suppose he would be complaining if the Administration was FOR having a racetrack on Parcel 9. And OMAC themselves stated that the FAA would not allow racing on the Mauka side of the runways. Why would the Makai side be any different? But like I said on the other site, post up your approvals if you have them. :rolleyes:


Can you tell me the names of the SORT people that are actually FOR the new race track on Parcel 9?

They got kicked out! :D

[mike_w]

Answer to your question Mr. Need4Speed. If someone/anyone wants to build on P9, I say go for it. Get the land and build it already. I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for it to be built. What 20 years already.

My effort for the time being with be focused on P24's dirt track.

I really don't have a lot of time to waste on the computer like some of you. I'd rather get things done rather than whining and crying and hoping someone else does all the work to get a racetrack here again.



And you Mr. Need4Speed, been to any meeting? Talked to ANY powers that be about a racetrack? Or are you still sitting on your ass in front of a computer looking for porn?

[Need4Speed]

Thank you for your statement.

I do have meetings to attend and I do talk to officials and representatives from time to time. Currently I am sitting down in front of a computer. The internet is full of porn.

Is there anything else you would like me to tell these officials and representatives about the race track?

[Mud Packer]

Thank you for your statement.

I do have meetings to attend and I do talk to officials and representatives from time to time. Currently I am sitting down in front of a computer. The internet is full of porn.

Is there anything else you would like me to tell these officials and representatives about the race track?

"The" Race Track? Where's this at?